me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

eglantinebr:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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That demon creature looks totally appalled.

daddysbrattykittycat:

arefinedrascal:

always reblog

Damn right!
crowleyslittleminion:

honeyglazecrossing:

Sure why not

Ooh, this sounds fun. Send me names! Lots of names! :3
xysciences:

Wallace-Bolyai-Gerwien theory is the theory that any two polygons are equidecomposable. 
That is that one can be cut into finitely many polygon pieces and be rearranged to obtain the second polygon. 
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tokomon:

"you should smile more"

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9gag:

Happens to you before… I guarantee it. #9gag
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